Baker - Cookie - How do you eat them?
by Mike Savad
Title
Baker - Cookie - How do you eat them?
Artist
Mike Savad
Medium
Digital Art - Digital Art
Description
Which part of a gingerbread man, do you eat first? It's an age old argument and there are no wrong answers.
A common approach is to eat it face first, biting off the head silences the cookie, and keeps the screaming to a minimum. Once eaten, the legs are next, it keeps them from running away, and if they do get away, they won't get far without a head. Then the arms then the torso.
Other's like saving the head for last, while they slowly devour the thing a bit at a time, making it watch. Others like eating the icing, and giving the lifeless corpse to the dog.
But I'm more thorough, I eat it from the inside out. When warm and fresh, its the best thing on earth, a real delicacy a true treat. When it cools down, and rigamortis sets in, its not nearly as good. Its also very important that the cookie isn't actually dead, only asleep. After applying Chloroform, you don't need much, pin it down, and keep a watch handy. You don't want it waking up while your doing your thing. Also its important not to knock them out with a blunt instrument, they may break.
They say you are what you eat, and that's very true of this little guy. They eat candy when no one is looking, and their insides are all candy. Everything is edible. And if you buy organic, their meat is both tender and sweet.
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December 11th, 2017
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