With all the cookies and milk Santa has every Christmas, you would have to wonder how he doesn't keel over and die in your living room. All those calories, all that sugar. And all that movement, how he doesn't just puke all over your roof is beyond me.
So how about when he visits your house, you put out some nice mint tea. It settles the stomach and makes his breath way better.
July 30th, 2020
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